it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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