ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The feeling are messing with the penis
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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