I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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