Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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