found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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