It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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