Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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