No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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