Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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