Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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