$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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