if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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