I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
