Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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