He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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