I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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