yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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