Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You smell like stripper and shame
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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