how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
