Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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