North Korea, Best Korea!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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