Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize