yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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