is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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