butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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