yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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