Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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