That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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