My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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