If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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