when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
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