I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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