shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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