Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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