White coat. Heels.
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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