I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You ate ashes out of my bong
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Help. Why am I so naked?
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