I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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