how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
