But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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