Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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