You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife š¬
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Iāve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about āhow to eat assā. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but itās needs to chill
I know heās married, but heās still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. Heāll call.
Stop saving videos when youāre using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks Iām into that
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