Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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