I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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