would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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