I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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