Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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