Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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