Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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