I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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