I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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