How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I need a beard to bite.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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