But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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